Are your kids between the ages of 5-14? Are you getting sick of them doing Fortnight dances all day? Worried that video games are ruining their young minds? Fear not!
From July2nd to Sept 7th, 12-4pm, Monday to Friday, you can abandon your kids at Coyote. Our experienced staff will get them climbing and keep them alive for up to four hours. All you do is show up with your kid(s), pack ’em a snack, and pay us $40. Then do whatever you want. Just remember to be back by 4pm or we will give them a Red Bull and a kitten. No reservations needed, though we do always appreciate a call. When you’re sick of your kids, ditch them here.